Two Big Assets To My Blog

by Leslie

This is my 100th post, a milestone that invites reflection on the history of this blog. Rather than offer you a “Best of” entry that recaps what you’ve already read, I thought I’d offer some information about my visitors.

I’d spent some time researching what drives a visitor to my blog. Why do they visit? What are they looking for? The answer was clear. The answer is boobs.

Well, maybe these visitors aren’t getting their fill of boobs here, but boobs are the undeniable gateway through which an overwhelming amount of visitors have passed. Admittedly, boobs are great, but I think I underestimated the draw of boobs, particularly boobs that belong to a Mommy.

Here are a few of the top search phrases that led visitors to my blog:

mommy’s boobs blog
mommy’s got boobs
mommy has boobs
mommy’s boobs
mommy’s boobs song

Apparently, the interest in Mommy’s boobs is so great, there’s a song about them. Oh, wait. I think Dave invented that song. Certainly that isn’t the song they were searching for…there must be some other song, which means there are songs (that’s plural!) about boobs.

So, if you’re looking for the key to Search Engine Optimization, it’s boobs.

And now that I’ve mentioned boobs 15 times, you probably won’t be suprised to learn that the search phrase “annoying girl” was used to find my blog more than a few times, too.

For those of you who have endured this annoying girl, I’d like to offer you a small token of gratitude for your visits to my blog. Send me an e-mail with your address by this Wednesday, November 15th and I’ll send you a free My Mommy’s Place bumper sticker.

Thank you, readers! Here’s to 100 more posts.

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Comments

5 Cool Kids Came To Play

Kelley on November 14, 2006 9:10 am
HA! Yesterday I was looking at my Google hits, and it was hysterical. My favorite was “Anthony Kiedis public indecency”. Also, “elfin heels” returned a suprising number of hits.

I think you’ve got an obligation to deliver to the public what the public demands: put Dave to work composing another boobs song.
Ruth on November 14, 2006 12:33 pm
Yay…congrats on your 100th post!! I love looking at my search words. Still, my all time favourite…er…shocking one is “I slept with my friends mom”. I am so confused!!
Faith on November 14, 2006 11:36 pm
Congrats on reaching your 100th post! Boobs is extremely popular, porn gets you lots of hits too.

I think my weirdest google hit was Spider Porn….I’m actually scared that someone would google that.
vasilisa on November 15, 2006 12:52 am
oohh… thanks for the tip! adding boobs right away! (actually, I curently feature chicken breasts…. I wonder if that will pull in some traffic?)
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