In Which I Resemble An Easter Egg

by Leslie

Julia has been playing with a bunch of plastic, metallic-looking eggs that the Easter Bunny left for her a few weeks ago.

Yesterday, she climbed up on my lap with an egg in her hand. She opened it and held it up to my face, “Mom, look. It’s a match.”

“A match with what?”

“Your boobies. See?”

“Is that what my boobies look like?”

“Yeah. Your boobies are so round and so shiny…like my Easter egg!”

Comments

9 Cool Kids Came To Play

Laurie on April 22, 2007 11:15 pm
You have shiny boobies?! I want shiny boobies.
Ruth on April 23, 2007 4:08 pm
What a compliment!!
Faith on April 23, 2007 8:54 pm
That’s so cute lol.

I want shiny boobies too! How do you get those?
kelley on April 23, 2007 9:03 pm
I too am intrigued by your shiny boobs!

*Goes off to apply Neutrogena body oil…*
Mommy the Maid on April 23, 2007 9:25 pm
That s the funniest damn thing I have seen all day! LOL
Daddy Forever on April 23, 2007 10:08 pm
My wife is Asian, so her boobies are not shiny.
Joshua Xalpharis on April 24, 2007 1:16 pm
I see nobody has considered that perhaps said boobs are glowing, not shining.
Toni on April 24, 2007 9:59 pm
I can’t think of anything to say about this yet…. I’m still laughing too hard.
Karly on April 25, 2007 11:17 am
Shiny boobies? I’m so jealous.