It’s All The Rage This Summer

by Leslie

The other night as Dave was getting undressed, he asked me to take a look at his back. “I think there’s something back there. It’s all itchy.”

He pulled his shirt up and revealed a patch of sunburned skin. He’d been working outside in the yard a lot and gotten a burn on the spot of skin that peeks out when he bends over in his work pants. It was in the shape of a handlebar mustache and sat right above his butt crack.

I call it his Crackstache.

He wouldn’t let me take a picture of it. He’s been willing to do a lot for me and my blog, but drew the line at his crack. So, here is my best interpretation.

The Crackstache is a wondrous, yet fleeting phenomenon. I’m soaking in its golden brown smile while it lasts.

Don’t you wish you had one, too?

Posted in Mommy's Stuff, David, Photos |

Comments

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jenn in holland on June 25, 2007 8:44 am
I don’t know if I could take it, if I had one, I might just want to be admiring it all day long, and just how would I get anything done then?
Toni on June 25, 2007 12:19 pm
I would comment on this if I could type while ROTFL.
Shelby on June 25, 2007 8:40 pm
I’m just speechless .. while rofl
Daddy Forever on June 25, 2007 10:46 pm
I can’t believe Dave wouldn’t let you take a picture…how about when he’s asleep?
Faith on June 25, 2007 11:29 pm
Ok that’s hilarious though I can’t say I blame him for denying the picture. lol
SusieJ on June 26, 2007 7:36 am
Funny
Mommy the Maid on June 26, 2007 10:02 am
Oh my gosh you have me in a fit of laughter!
Jennifer on June 26, 2007 8:11 pm
I’m so jealous! Next time hubby is out mowing the lawn I’m going to go out and tie up the back of his shirt so I can have a Crackstache of my very own.
Karly on June 26, 2007 8:46 pm
I can’t believe he wouldn’t let you take a picture of his bum! What a party pooper! (Ha. Pooper.)
Suzanne on June 27, 2007 12:04 am
Heehee… ahhh, yes, crackstache… the distant cousin to the lesser-known “Cleavestache” that I’ve got going on right now from a day at the public pool and uneven sunblock application.
mackeydoodle on June 27, 2007 1:16 am
Laugh my crack stache off!!!!
TexasGAL on June 27, 2007 10:58 pm
I’ve never heard that before! I think you need to trademark that phrase before it ends up in Webster’s Dictionary like the phrase “plumber’s crack” or something. LOL!