There Once Was A Girl From Ohio…

by Leslie

So, there’s this contest going on over at Weebles Wobblog. A limerick contest. Actually a Limerick Chick Contest. You have until September 5 to enter, so get rhyming! C’mon, it’ll be fun.

Here are my contributions.

Number one:

There’s a guy some people call Grimm
I often have sex with him
But after some lovin’
A bun’s in the oven
And now the pickins are slim

Is that offensive? I can’t help it. Limerick lends itself to the sexual. You should’ve seen my first version.

Number two:

My friend Karly asked, “Why not?
Come write at Wiping Up Snot?
I’m taking a rest
Just do your best
And use all the cuss words you’ve got.”

What can I say? I’m sort of proud of that guest post.

Number three:

There’s a girl I love called Mackey
We’re so alike it’s just wacky
I’d give her my heart
You know, the half necklace part
But when you’re a grown up that’s tacky

Yeah, we’re totally friends like that. I’d even let her have the “Be Fri” part of the necklace and I’d wear the “est ends.” That’s how much I love her.

So, those are my entries. There may be more later. I don’t know. Maybe. Probably. We’ll see.

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Comments

9 Cool Kids Came To Play

Jen on August 31, 2007 8:51 pm
I love limericks! And yes, they should be naughty. And I loved your first one (well, all three, but especially the first) - it had me in hysterics!
Sam on August 31, 2007 9:00 pm
These are really funny! You are so clever.
Toni on August 31, 2007 10:18 pm
Oh my. I’m even worse at limericks than I am at haiku but you certainly have a knack for it. These are hilarious!
Dana on September 1, 2007 7:45 am
Hehe! I like limericks. I had a friend write one about me, many moons ago and it was borderline awful but hella funny!
mackeydoodle on September 1, 2007 11:41 am
Awwwww…..you made my heart feel all mushy.
I needed that today. How did ya know??
I can’t believe you would wear the “est ends” part!
Now that is true love:)
Thanks for the warm fuzzies today.
xo
Suzanne on September 1, 2007 5:37 pm
Ok, those are hilarious (and the two halves of the necklace thing was very clever…) Nice job! I’m headin on over to enter. I love me a good limerick…
Laurie on September 2, 2007 12:31 pm
My limericks post a while back went over like a ton of bricks. I’ll stick to haiku.
heathersway on September 4, 2007 10:13 am
Those are AWESOME! You are the limerick queen!

I love limericks but I am no good at them at all. I do remember them though so I will share one of my faves.

There once was a man from Divises
Whose balls were two different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
But the other won several first prizes.
Mommy the Maid on September 7, 2007 1:26 pm
I am in love with the first one LOL