When People Say, “TMI,” I Like To Kick Their Ass.

by Leslie

After Dave and I have sex, we rate each other’s performance. Then, we choose an MVP. (That would be the “most valuable partner” or the best performer.)

I am the current MVP.

I guess you could say I’m the Champion of Sex. Some call me the gangster of love.

What are you saying? That’s a racy subject for a Mommy blog? Did you call me a tart?

Well, it’s Friday night. Half the people who will read this are drunk and they’ll like it. Or they’ll read it tomorrow when they’re hungover and maybe it won’t seem so great, but nothing will seem great because they’re hungover. Some people will hate it because they aren’t having sex and they’re bitter. The rest of you cool kids with happy, healthy sex lives will send me virtual high fives because you know.

But me? I had sex. Award winning sex. Not just wifely duty sex. After way too many weeks on the injured reserve list thanks to morning sickness, I’m back on top (Ha! That was a pun. You probably didn’t get it since I’m not having sex with you, though.)

That’s news that I believe is good enough to share.

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Comments

7 Cool Kids Came To Play

Karly on October 20, 2007 11:15 am
Um, congratulations?

I can’t believe you guys rate each other. What if Dave has a really bad night? Do you rate him honestly? Like on a scale of one to ten he’s a two? Does he cry?

Oh, and I had sex last night too. It was fun. I was probably not the MVP (definitely not) because I was kinda lazy. But, I enjoyed it anyway.
Jen in MI on October 20, 2007 11:19 am
Glad you are feeling BETTER!
mackeydoodle on October 20, 2007 8:49 pm
My crazy sex night was Friday night……& it was gooooood!!!!
I mean great!!!
So great…I think we will do it again tonight!:P
See ya;)
Jerseygirl89 on October 20, 2007 10:27 pm
I had crazy sex this afternoon and I was totally the MVP. We don’t rate each other, but maybe we should. The only reason that I never post about it is that my dad reads my blog.
Suzanne on October 21, 2007 2:35 pm
Heehee… MVP! I’m totally going to integrate that in this house. Glad you’re back in top form!
Daddy Forever on October 21, 2007 9:42 pm
So, where’s the photo of the trophy?
Toni on October 25, 2007 10:14 pm
Yup - here’s a high five for ya.