What It’s Like At Our House

by Leslie

Julia had stripped off all her clothes and was wearing our crinkly cat tunnel as a dress. You know, for fun.

Dave caught a glimpse of her and said, “What are you doing? Are you naked under there? You better put some clothes on!”

Julia laughed, “It’s just for fun, Daddy. Geez!” Then she took off down the hall.

Dave shook his head, “It frightens me to think of her going off to college. Can you imagine what she’ll be like?”

Julia returned, booping and beeping and telling us she was a robot.

Dave took a breath to say something, probably very fatherly and important, and a fly flew into his mouth and he coughed.

And I threw up.

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Comments

11 Cool Kids Came To Play

Lotus Carroll on October 29, 2007 9:36 pm
A-ahahaha! Ohhh.

You poor thing. Blech.

(also… HAHA @ “size PREGNANT HIPPO” you crack me up)
mackeydoodle on October 29, 2007 10:29 pm
Sounds about normal to me:)
Daddy Forever on October 29, 2007 10:42 pm
Oh, that is so funny and gross at the same time.
Suzanne on October 29, 2007 11:00 pm
Wow, what a random, hilarious (and the barfing was sad) string of events. This house was not *nearly* as exciting today.
Veronica on October 30, 2007 3:33 am
Now did you throw up because of the fly? Or maybe the thought of Julia at college?

Or did the little devil just give you one of those, ‘I NEED A BUCKET’ urges.

Hope all is better now.
Jen in MI on October 30, 2007 5:18 am
LOL, Leslie. And I love Julia’s reaction to her dad. And yes, it’s a little scary to think of her in college. As a college PRESIDENT, maybe…
Karly on October 30, 2007 8:56 am
Eh, my daughter is always naked. I don’t, however, eat flies because of it.
Amanda on October 30, 2007 9:21 am
Our 3 yr. old walks around naked alot. However, that’s changing with the cold weather coming along. Funny stuff… sorry about the puking though!
Lisa on October 30, 2007 10:25 am
LOL!!!
akinvt on October 31, 2007 2:20 pm
Yuck, was the fly one of those huge, black, house flies that are starting to inhabit our homes for the winter?
Jerseygirl89 on October 31, 2007 10:38 pm
Thank you for the much needed chuckle, though I am very sorry about the throw-up. Are you blaming the baby or Dave? We love to be naked at our house too, though it’s not as funny as it is at your house. But I do love that Lovebug’s first two syllable word was “nakned”.