Julia had stripped off all her clothes and was wearing our crinkly cat tunnel as a dress. You know, for fun.
Dave caught a glimpse of her and said, “What are you doing? Are you naked under there? You better put some clothes on!”
Julia laughed, “It’s just for fun, Daddy. Geez!” Then she took off down the hall.
Dave shook his head, “It frightens me to think of her going off to college. Can you imagine what she’ll be like?”
Julia returned, booping and beeping and telling us she was a robot.
Dave took a breath to say something, probably very fatherly and important, and a fly flew into his mouth and he coughed.
And I threw up.