The Physics Of Sex

by Leslie

The act of sex effects Dave and I differently. He is drained, while I am energized.

That observation got us thinking and talking about the transfer of energy.

The Law of Conservaton of Energy states that energy is neither created or destroyed, it only changes form. Work is one of the ways energy can be transferred. The amount of work done is the same as the amount of energy transferred.

Dave believes this validates his claim that he is the superior sexual force and should, therefore, be declared the undisputed and eternal Champion of Sex in our relationship.

Then I reminded him of the First Law of Thermodynamics which basically suggests that if you add heat to a system, there are only two things that can be done - change the internal energy of the system or cause the system to do work. I suggested that I bring the heat that makes him do the work and that I should, therefore, be declared the undisputed and eternal Champion of Sex in our relationship.

We finally agreed that we would tie for the title of Champion of Dorkdom. We don’t know jack about physics anyway. So, we just had sex.

The end.

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Comments

15 Cool Kids Came To Play

Veronica on January 10, 2008 1:57 am
Oh my goodness, I just spat all over my computer!

You guys rock.
Jerseygirl89 on January 10, 2008 10:50 am
You guys are so perfect for each other.
mackeydoodle on January 10, 2008 11:06 am
lmao!
I don’t know squat about physics either but I do know they same thing happens here. After sex I like to talk & talk…..Dave snores:P
Momo Fali on January 10, 2008 11:34 am
Here I thought I was the Dorkdom Champion. I guess I’ll have to settle for second place.
akinvt on January 10, 2008 12:32 pm
Phew, I thought that the transfer of energy discussion was going to go in an entirely different direction. As in the physical transfer, you know, the real reason for sex…I’ll stop there..
Karly on January 10, 2008 1:22 pm
Like I said before…soul mates.
Jan on January 10, 2008 2:25 pm
LOL….. Sounds like a good conclusion to me. (((HUGS)))
Res on January 10, 2008 6:51 pm
Now that is funny! I love when I burst out laughing sitting behind the screen - thank you!
Laurie on January 10, 2008 9:43 pm
Physics? I think it’s time for a little experiment.
Toni on January 10, 2008 11:09 pm
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Jen in MI on January 11, 2008 12:04 pm
You guys are WAYYYYYY too funny. I LOVE reading this blog!
jenn in holland on January 12, 2008 2:26 pm
Hahahahahahaha! The united champions of dorkdom. You rock!
Sam on January 14, 2008 11:23 am
I’ve never really thought about the sex part of energy, but the transference thing sure explains why I’m exhausted when my three year old is running crazy all around me.
Gunfighter on January 18, 2008 11:46 pm
I like the idea of competing for sex champ of the household… you can’t lose./.. even if you lose the competiong, you win!
Fourier.analyst on January 23, 2008 12:20 pm
I remember reading this post and thinking, now seriously I have to sit down and comment so I’ll come back later.

The Physics of Sex? Just ask the expert (me!!).

Laws of Attraction. Thermodynamics. Energy conservation. Friction. Chaos Theory. Black Holes. Dark Matter. Thermonuclear Explosions. Relativity. Quantum Dynamics. Chromodynamics. Absolute uncertainty. Action-Reaction. Capacitance. Closed System. Focal Point. Heat. Inertia. Kinetic Energy. Laws of Motion. Dynamic Resistance. Pascal’s Principle of Hydrostatics. Radioactivity. Reality. Rigid Body. Work. Weight vs. Mass. Virtual Objects. Variables. Scale-Limited. Theories. Truths.

All common Physics terms. Someday I will take up the challenge to use all of these in an X-rated blog!!

Thanks for the inspiration Darlin’! BTW, I do think you are the Champ, and not just in Sex!!