All day long I’ve been trying to grab some time to sit down and blog. Now that I’ve got it, I’m all dried up. I’ve got nothing. My brain is making a sound like activated pop rocks.

And I keep thinking of this commercial.

“Pickle you, Kumquat!”

If you didn’t click the link and watch the video, that “Pickle you” thing may not make sense. I assure you, it’s fun to say.

Go ahead. Say it. It’ll make you giggle. (P.S. If it doesn’t, you’re not saying it right.)

I am not saying it right now, however. I am just typing it. I only recently got Julia to stop rapping, “I’m the motherflippin,” in everyone’s face. I don’t need her calling everyone fruit.