Jan
28
What The French, Toast?
by Leslie
All day long I’ve been trying to grab some time to sit down and blog. Now that I’ve got it, I’m all dried up. I’ve got nothing. My brain is making a sound like activated pop rocks.
And I keep thinking of this commercial.
“Pickle you, Kumquat!”
If you didn’t click the link and watch the video, that “Pickle you” thing may not make sense. I assure you, it’s fun to say.
Go ahead. Say it. It’ll make you giggle. (P.S. If it doesn’t, you’re not saying it right.)
I am not saying it right now, however. I am just typing it. I only recently got Julia to stop rapping, “I’m the motherflippin,” in everyone’s face. I don’t need her calling everyone fruit.
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You crack me up.
I love that commercial.
HAHAHA! I LOVE that commercial!! It was on like, a year ago and then forgotten. I’m glad they brought it back. What the french, toast? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH, gets me every time!!
Lint Licker!!!
Oh. my. gosh.
That was hilarity!
Almost as funny as picturing Julia saying I’m the motherflippin’ in everyone’s face.
I think I needed this post tonight. THANKS!
Could you just tape Julia saying “I’m the motherflippin’”, though? Please?
Pickle you.
Yo Lint Licker, you need to get your awesome daughter to do a motherflippin video post.
I really love that commercial.
“My brain is making a sound like activated pop rocks.”
Mine does that all the time. I thought that was normal . . .
~m
My favorite part is where she calls the other chick a lint licker in that disgusted voice. So funny!
You Hoboken!!! I wonder if they had to rehearse with all the REAL words in to get the rhythm. Hilarious!!