It Has Been Said That Pregnancy Hormones Can Make You Desirious Of Sexual Activity. Well, So Can Love.

by Leslie

Once again, my friend SusieJ has stirred me to action. She is calling for blog posts revealing your deepest desires or just some little thing you might fancy for this Valentine’s Day. (If you click fast, you can get in on this before the deadline.) One random participant will receive some very Valentine-y gifts, but I think every participant can call themselves a winner at this, particularly if their spouse or significant other or partner or companion or special friend has good reading comprehension skills and frequents their blog space.

And so, allow me to ~~spell it out for my husband~~ share my wishes for this Valentine’s Day in the form of….haiku.

Flowers can be nice
And candy always tastes sweet
Time with you is best

Just the two of us
Enough time and privacy
To make crazy love

Completely naked
No rushing to put clothes on
After we are done

Maybe do it twice
Enough time and privacy
For the kinky stuff

Then maybe a meal
One I didn’t have to make
Something for grown-ups

Time to talk or not
Time to be near where you are
Time with you is best

Enter the

Contest

And for the love of seventeen syllables, ya’ll don’t forget to enter this one.

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Comments

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Karly on February 7, 2008 10:31 pm
I’m blushing over here. I hope your mother doesn’t read this! (Actually, I hope she does because that would be funny.)
Jen in MI on February 7, 2008 10:31 pm
Very sweet, Leslie! I hope he gets the hint.
susiej on February 7, 2008 10:33 pm
Sweetest, grown-up Valentine I’ve read in a long time. Very sweet… I HOPE you get this… I think your chances are pretty high.

I e-mailed you this question — since you can’t get e-mail… here’s the question. Can the Haiku be a previously published one — or do you want fresh?
Daddy Forever on February 8, 2008 3:18 am
Sounds like great ideas for my wife too, but I think she’ll want lots of presents too. Doh!
Veronica on February 8, 2008 4:33 am
I love this!
Jerseygirl89 on February 8, 2008 10:00 am
Great haiku! And so romantic. I love it!
Sam on February 8, 2008 10:16 am
Love the haiku! I really want to enter your contest but I seem to be at a loss when it comes to the poetry writing right now. I’ll keep trying, maybe something will come to me.
Valentine Wishes: A Contest | Susiej on February 9, 2008 11:20 pm
[…] Romantic Meal at Home… and she doesn’t have to cook… or clean up. The easiest way to do this, is via Amazon.com’s”Romantic Quail Dinner for 2,” sold by Just Caviar, which includes quail and caviar for $187.50. Caviari is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, as are asparagus, oysters, truffles and champagne. My thought, honey, if you’re reading this… Quail? Quail? I don’t like quail… I think. However, I would do anything to get out of cleaning the kitchen. I could see Leslie, who spelled out e-x-a-c-t-l-y what she wants, appreciating this gift. […]
amy on February 14, 2008 2:46 pm
Ohhh- I remember being pregnant. Never so horny in my life. And the sex while pregnant? Let’s just say I would have no qualms about being pregnant for the rest of my life (yeah - I had it too easy). I loved pregnant hormones. Laughed through the tears when I found the hormones causing tears. Loved how it intensified sex. Loved not seeing aunt flo every month. Yeah. I LOVE being pregnant. Now if John would ever stop saying “soon” and just get to it! I am soooo ready for another baby!
fourier.analyst on February 15, 2008 1:33 pm
My husband still has very fond memories of the beginnings of the second trimesters! He smiles fondly if he ever hears of a woman who is over 3 months pregnant!

Have fun you two!!