The Bizarro Mommy

by Leslie

This morning, Julila woke up and came stumbling to the table where I was working and said, “I had a dream last night.”

“What did you dream, Honey?”

“I dreamed that you sold all my Easter treats.”

“Well, that sounds like a bad dream.”

“Yeah. It wasn’t very nice.”

“No, it wasn’t.”

“You should say sorry.”

“Well, it was a dream. I didn’t really sell your Easter treats.”

“You should still say you’re sorry.”

“Okay…well, I’m sorry I sold your Easter treats in your dream.”

“That’s okay. You won’t do it again.”

Comments

8 Cool Kids Came To Play

Daddy Forever on March 24, 2008 10:56 pm
Yeah, don’t do that again. Julia is so funny. Reminds of the time my ex-girlfriend smacked me because I was cheating on her in her dream. Couldn’t she smack me in her dream?
Karly on March 25, 2008 9:02 am
Well, at least you aren’t going to do it again. Wonder what would happen if you did?

I do the same thing to Cleatus. I wake up so angry with him and have to will myself to just get over it.
Jen in MI on March 25, 2008 9:30 am
Oh my goodness. BTW… do you ever read BusyDaddyBlog? You and Dave would both love it, and I swear Julia and Fury should be a team…
Jerseygirl89 on March 25, 2008 9:31 am
I love how Julia keeps you in line.

I understand where she’s coming from on the dream thing - it can take me hours to get over whatever emotional hell my dreams have put me through.
Suzanne on March 25, 2008 5:28 pm
I was in the dog house the other morning because Jon dreamed I cheated on him. It was the most ridiculous argument ever… I also had to promise him that I wouldn’t do it again. Dumb dreams…
susiej on March 27, 2008 5:29 pm
Been out of town… just had to check to make sure you did not have the baby yet… you just never know.. . And What a meanie you are!
jenn in holland on April 2, 2008 12:59 pm
Mmm-hmmm. Easter treats going for good prices these days, then??
Tom on April 6, 2008 11:38 am
Thats a good one! Sure mean..