Leslie Has Left The Building

by Daddy Forever

Wow, I’m writing on Leslie’s blog. I thought this would be easy, but it’s actually a lot harder to write on another person’s blog. Not sure what to write about. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. Maybe I should just tell you about Leslie’s deep dark secrets. Here goes:

1) Julia does all the writing for Mommy’s Place. It’s true. Julia’s very talented you know. Leslie just takes credit for her daughter’s hard work.

2) Leslie’s husband, Dave, is an alien. He’s from the planet which has no name. He came to Earth for sex — the dirty kind that he couldn’t get from the planet which has no name.

3) I’m Leslie long-lost twin brother. I just found out a second ago. I’m not sure how this is even possible. I’m Asian and Leslie is, well, not Asian.

4) Leslie’s secret identity is Catwoman, which is why she has so many cats. She also likes to use the whip on Dave.

5) When Leslie runs out of milk, she sneaks over to the neighbors and milks their cow.

6) Leslie’s maiden name is John. Her parents are Olivia Newton-John and Elton John.

7) Leslie has a big crush on Simon Cowell. That’s why she watches American Idol every year.

Some of Leslie’s secrets sound like I just made them up, but I didn’t. They are all true. I wouldn’t pull your leg. Honest.

About the author: Daddy Forever is married to Mommy Forever and have 3 Forever kids: Princess M (7), Spiderboy Z (4), and Little Monkey K (2). The Forever clan lives near Beaverton, Oregon (USA). You can read more about them at his personal blog, Daddy Forever.

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Comments

8 Cool Kids Came To Play

Toni on April 17, 2008 8:59 am
Wow! Really?! Hmm, you think you know a person and then….
Veronica on April 17, 2008 9:17 am
Oooooh, Leslie is so going to egg your house.
Karly on April 17, 2008 9:40 am
I can totally see Leslie doing number 5. Totally!
Suzanne on April 17, 2008 1:16 pm
I knew most of those things about Leslie already, but I was sworn to secrecy. Does she know you spilled the beans?!? I think you’re in trouble when all of her pain medication wears off…
Jen in MI on April 17, 2008 2:54 pm
This completely cracked me up. And I thought you were Dave, teasing her. LOL!
Jerseygirl89 on April 17, 2008 3:42 pm
Teehee - loved that look into Leslie’s secret life.
Amy on April 17, 2008 9:28 pm
Thats good stuff. I loved the Olivia Newton John and Elton John thing.
jenn in holland on April 22, 2008 7:49 am
Yup, Olivia and Elton produced one damn cool kid.

Very funny post Daddy. Well done!