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Jun
30
True Blue Haiku
by Leslie
Damn ISP. I hate you.
You’re inadequate
Dave here again sending you this haiku from Leslie as she spews forth this haiku over the phone in between rants about how her ISP sucks goat eggs. I have never heard this much filthy language over the phone in my life that didn’t have a per minute charge to it. It was kinda hot.
Jun
29
Internet Catastrophe
by Leslie
Spent day with a nervous twitch
Dave to the rescue.
We awoke to our greatest nightmare - the storms over the last 12 hours had killed our internet access. So I (Dave) travelled into work to make sure your day was complete with a haiku. This had so better get me laid.
Jun
28
I Love Saturdays.
by Leslie
sleeping in Julia’s bed
never felt so good
Jun
27
My Little Entrepreneur
by Leslie
Today at the Farmer’s Market…
Julia: “Hi! We’re selling Mama’s buckeyes. They’re a dollar! Would you like one?”
Customer #1: “Well, how can I resist that? Sure. I’ll take one.”
Julia: Takes the dollar, studies it, then stows it away.
Customer #2: “Good morning! What do we have here?”
Julia: “We’re selling buckeyes. They’re fifty dollars!”
Jun
27
may not continue due to
lack of submissions.
*Sniff Sniff*
It feels kinda like when “My So-Called Life” was cancelled.
Jun
26
Buck The Monkey’s first booth at
The Farmer’s Market
Wish us luck!
Jun
25
Julia The Designer
by Leslie
Lucy while I make dinner?”
Here is my answer.
Jun
24
To Julia, On Her Birthday
by Leslie
was the best day of my life
you made me a mom
Jun
24
How I Spent My Monday
by Leslie
I got the idea from here.
Jun
23
What I Said About Cats Before
by Leslie
we got a reputation
for
Yes…another one. And of course she’s a girl. Of course! Because if she weren’t a girl, she wouldn’t be a ticking bomb waiting to get knocked up and explode MORE KITTENS. And we wouldn’t have to pay MORE MONEY to get her fixed RIGHT NOW to avoid it.
UGH!!!!
But then there’s this:
Thank God the vet lets me run a tab.
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