Julia, On God

by Leslie

“Mom, what does God look like?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never seen God.”

“Well, I have.”

“You’ve seen God?”

“Yes.”

“So, what does God look like?”

“Like the guy on the dollar bill.”


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  1. Daddy Forever on July 10, 2008 1:10 am

    You would thing God would be on a much bigger bill. Funny girl.

  2. Jen in MI on July 10, 2008 10:36 am

    Um… okay. ;-) One of my favorite stories about a Jewish friend of Connor’s when she was about five:

    “Was Einstein really killed on a cross?”

    Mom: “Huh??”

    S: “I heard in school that they killed Einstein on some kind of cross.”

    My friend explained to S. about Jesus and the Jesus story. This was especially concerning to her because despite her conversion to Judaism, she’d been brought up Catholic, and all of the relatives that S had in her life were predominantly Catholic. The final straw, however, came AFTER the explanation:

    S: “Jesus, Einstein, what’s the difference!” And with that, S flung up her hands and left the room.

  3. Suzanne on July 11, 2008 2:35 pm

    She’s right. I’ve met both influential men in question… and they could almost pass for brothers.

  4. Karly on July 11, 2008 10:08 pm

    Funny, but I would have guessed he was on the $100 bill. ;) Julia cracks me up!

  5. Jerseygirl89 on July 12, 2008 1:26 pm

    Julia is so logical, it’s kinda scary.

  6. Mackey on July 14, 2008 3:21 am

    I love your new header!
    Cool beans!
    BTW….is that you in the Haiku pic?

  7. Leslie on July 14, 2008 10:31 am

    Thanks Mackey! And yep. That’s me in the haiku pic…all hot and bothered over that 5-7-5 action.

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