by Leslie
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Pretending I don’t see this, because if I DID see this I would have to acknowledge the fact that I SUCK ASS.
You don’t suck ass. But you should go over there and be my Richard Simmons.
I totally fell off the wagon over the holidays. But, I’m down 15 pounds (YAY!). I also have 124 pounds to go (BOOOO!).
(This is where you put on a pair of candy-striped Dolfin shorts and tell me you’re here to help.)
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Pretending I don’t see this, because if I DID see this I would have to acknowledge the fact that I SUCK ASS.
You don’t suck ass. But you should go over there and be my Richard Simmons.
I totally fell off the wagon over the holidays. But, I’m down 15 pounds (YAY!). I also have 124 pounds to go (BOOOO!).
(This is where you put on a pair of candy-striped Dolfin shorts and tell me you’re here to help.)