by Leslie
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I’m laughing because it’s true, then I stop laughing. Belly is jelly.
Ha ha! I love it!
Yeah. My nipples point at the floor. And I’m actually at my heaviest right now. So, uh, maybe that’s a good reason not to lose any more weight? They’d get even worse? Although, I’m not sure that’s even possible at this point.
I thought I’d be 80 before my boobs sagged this low. Gravity is a bitch.
Age is a heavy burden on our bodies. No matter how hard we work we can never quite win.
I’m laughing because
it’s true, then I stop laughing.
Belly is jelly.
Ha ha! I love it!
Yeah. My nipples point at the floor. And I’m actually at my heaviest right now. So, uh, maybe that’s a good reason not to lose any more weight? They’d get even worse? Although, I’m not sure that’s even possible at this point.
I thought I’d be 80 before my boobs sagged this low. Gravity is a bitch.
Age is a heavy burden on our bodies. No matter how hard we work we can never quite win.