Dear Morning Sickness,
You are one contrary bitch.
I really hate you.

Dear Chinese Food Meal,
I wanted to eat you, but
the baby didn’t.

Dear Baby Belly,
I hope there’s two in there
to justify your size.

Dear Ultrasound Test,
It’s so hard to wait for you.
Hurry up. Get here.

Dear Baby Belly,
If there’s two in there, tap twice.
Quit making me puke.