Every time I post a new monkey in our Etsy shop, I’m tempted to write the description in the form of a personal ad.
“I”m longing to feel your arms around me!”
Weight: < 1 pound
Location: Ohio, but willing to relocate
Likes: Hiking, fishing, camping, snuggling by the fire
I think this guy‘s name is Hamish.
This monkey reminds me of the ’80s. He probably has an IOU shirt collection. And his favorite band is Glass Tiger.
Instead, I say something like, “Hey, we’re not perfect!” and then give a rundown of what they’re made of. I keep my thoughts to myself because 1) they’re not always very well thought out and 2) someone might see one of my monkeys and totally fall in love with it, then click to buy and be like, “Hamish? Hamish?!! My ex-boyfriend’s name is Hamish and he was a jerk! Forget this!” And then I’ve lost a sale all because of my dumb whimsy.
I also believe all of my monkeys are boys. Not everyone agrees.
So, I leave it up to the buyer which means my monkeys are like Pretty Woman.
You: “What’s your name?”
Sock Monkey: “What do you want it to be?”