Today is my mother’s birthday.
I made her cupcakes because she is the greatest mom ever.
Guacamole is 4 years old. (It is not her birthday.) That’s 32 in cat years. I looked it up. I had guessed she was around 18 because I took this picture of her today and thought it looked very Senior Picture-esque with her little crossed paws and faraway eyes.
I’m pretty sure I posed exactly like that for one of mine.