Mar
12
Love, Leslie: Haiku Letters
by Leslie
You are one contrary bitch.
I really hate you.
I wanted to eat you, but
the baby didn’t.
I hope there’s two in there
to justify your size.
It’s so hard to wait for you.
Hurry up. Get here.
If there’s two in there, tap twice.
Quit making me puke.
Mar
8

You put it in the hole, right?
But what’s the club for?
Mar
1
Dave’s Not Complaining
by Leslie
but it’s my bra, not my pants
that no longer fit
Feb
15
The Nap Warden
by Leslie

if you can get past the cat
defender of sleep
Feb
14
No One Loves Yue Like Your Sister
by Leslie

my favorite Valentine
wasn’t even mine
Feb
12

highly customizable.
simple. delicious.
Feb
11
Slow Down My Beating Heart
by Leslie
Your absence makes me sleepy.
I miss you so much.
Feb
10

but I was denied now that
Julia knows how
*They’re reading The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)
Feb
9
Rain On The Scarecrow, Snow On The Cow
by Leslie

but the cows don’t seem to mind
it is feeding time
Feb
8
my internet connection
fails at the worst times














