Dear Morning Sickness,
You are one contrary bitch.
I really hate you.

Dear Chinese Food Meal,
I wanted to eat you, but
the baby didn’t.

Dear Baby Belly,
I hope there’s two in there
to justify your size.

Dear Ultrasound Test,
It’s so hard to wait for you.
Hurry up. Get here.

Dear Baby Belly,
If there’s two in there, tap twice.
Quit making me puke.

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What’s hard about golf?
You put it in the hole, right?
But what’s the club for?

growing a baby
but it’s my bra, not my pants
that no longer fit

The Nap Warden

by Leslie

Nap Warden

you can wake the kid
if you can get past the cat
defender of sleep

Valentine for her sister

homemade with much love
my favorite Valentine
wasn’t even mine

Valentine Cupcakes

cupcakes are perfect.
highly customizable.
simple. delicious.

My Dear Diet Coke,
Your absence makes me sleepy.
I miss you so much.

Reading together

I offered to read
but I was denied now that
Julia knows how

*They’re reading The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts (My Body Science)

Rain on the scarecrow, snow on the cow

the snow is falling
but the cows don’t seem to mind
it is feeding time

unreliable
my internet connection
fails at the worst times

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