Dipper's paws look like a baseball mitt

Transcribed in great haste by his mother.

Jack's instructions for taking care of his invisible pet.

It reads: Jack’s pet loves slime. He likes to eat dirty stuff. He likes to eat dangerous hearts only if he is a grown up. He doesn’t like holes in him. This (arrow pointing to drawing of a box) is to keep him and you can see his tiny hole mouth. Do not make him die.

He gave this to his sisters. I haven’t heard a word about his invisible pet since, so I’m worried they didn’t follow the instructions.

Exclamation point!

by Leslie

No school today! And Dave is off from work! What a glorious gift the freezing rain has given us – time together! To play Minecraft! Is “squee!” still a thing? Meanwhile, look at these kittens.

Dipper and Mabel

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