Dec

2

I Don’t Like Mondays. Even On Tuesdays.

by Leslie

back to school today
after the Thanksgiving break
Monday on Tuesday

Posted in Daily Haiku | 2 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Dec

1

This Is What Crazy Sounds Like

by Leslie

Yo Gabba Gabba
I can’t stop singing your song.
It’s annoying me.

Seriously, people. Everything is, “Jumpy jump-jump jump jump. Jumpy jump-jump JUMP JUMP!”

Bathy bath-bath bath bath. Bathy bath-bath BATH BATH!

Nighty night-night night night. Nighty night-night NIGHT NIGHT!

I cannot stand myself right now. I am powerless against that song.

Posted in Daily Haiku | 9 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

30

I Sang These Ones Christmas Carols

by Leslie

White Chocolate Buckeye

my least favorite
the white chocolate buckeyes
but damn, they look good

Posted in Daily Haiku | 3 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

29

The Laurie Berkner Band Goodie Bag Giveaway Winners Announcement! Now In Haiku!

by Leslie

One November day
I announced a giveaway
that many entered

I wish I could pick
all of you to win a prize,
but I can’t, so, um…

Here are the winners
chosen randomly, but still
special nonetheless

Grand Prize Winner
Kate W.

Congratulations, Kate! You’ve won the Laurie Berkner Band Goodie Bag that includes:
* A copy of the their new CD ‘ROCKETSHIP RUN’
* 3 Book Titles by Laurie Berkner
* And an official T-shirt from the band!

First Prize Winners
Sam
Janet
Casey H
Tiffany

Congratulations First Prize Winners! You’ve won a copy of ROCKETSHIP RUN on CD!

Thanks to all who entered!

Winners, I’ve e-mailed each of you. Please respond (admin at mymommysplace.com) with your mailing address to receive your prize!

Posted in Mommy's Stuff, Daily Haiku | 3 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

28

The Last Chance To Enter Haiku

by Leslie

just a few hours left
to enter to win a prize
Laurie Berkner, yo

Laurie Berkner Band Goodie Bag

Posted in Daily Haiku | 1 Cool Kid Came To Play »

Nov

27

Happy Thanksgiving

by Leslie

Life has given me
so much to be thankful for
and it’s all right here

What I'm Thankful For

Posted in Mommy's Stuff, Daily Haiku | 7 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

26

All The Noise Noise Noise Noise!

by Leslie

screeching preschooler
crying baby, barking dog
I just can’t think straight

Posted in Daily Haiku | 3 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

25

Shoeless Julia

by Leslie

“Come on! Let’s go! NOW.”
I hurry her out the door
and then slam it shut.

“Mom, I forgot shoes,”
she says, standing in her socks
on the cold, wet path.

“Oh my, Julia!
How do you forget something
important, like shoes?”

“It’s real easy, Mom.
You just don’t think about them
and don’t put them on.”

Posted in Daily Haiku | 2 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

24

That’s One Pissed Off Kitty

by Leslie

Kitty is real mad!
Kitty does not like Lola!
Kitty may kill me.

Pissed Off Cat

My china cupboard
is her hidey hole now that
Lola’s inside more

How’d you get in, cat?
Kitty won’t tell. It’s secret.
Super ninja cat.

Posted in Mommy's Stuff, Daily Haiku | 5 Cool Kids Came To Play »

Nov

23

Diet, Day 11: I Cheated With My Mind, But Not My Mouth

by Leslie

I had a dream last night that I was eating brownies.

is it a sex dream
if there is no sex, but one
has an orgasm?

Yeah, they were that good. Thankfully, fantasy brownies have no calories. My diet is still going strong.

Posted in Daily Haiku | 4 Cool Kids Came To Play »

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